I Didnt Think Im Going to Be Ass-fucked Today

Scene opens with a nervous-looking blonde stepping into a seedy adult video store, clearly not comfortable in her skin-tight red dress and stilettos. She hesitates before approaching the clerk, who is sitting behind a glass partition reading a smutty magazine."Um, I'm looking for something unique," she stutters out, her cheeks reddening.The clerk raises an eyebrow and smirk, knowing exactly what kind of"unique" material this young woman is after. He hands her a tattered brown envelope full of VHS tapes labeled with lewd descriptions like"Anal Students Gone Wild" and"Backdoor Bimbos 3".Without further ado, she selects a tape at random and heads towards the store's only viewing booth. The tape begins to play on a grainy The tape begins to play on a grainy old VCR, revealing footage of a family gathering from over two decades ago.